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Arch Rivals

Grade: C-

 

Being a big fan of NBA Jam in the arcades, I was very excited when I found out that Arch Rivals had been ported over to the NES.  Arch Rivals was the original prototype for NBA Jam and all of those other games that have ripped off NBA Jam.  Arch Rivals features 2-on-2 action with no rules – and lots of punching.  Basically we’re talking about the late 80’s Detroit Pistons who almost certainly had this game in their locker room.  In order to steal the ball, you punch your opponent who then falls to the floor while you drive to the hoop and try to avoid getting punched by the other player on the team.  It is a great concept and is a lot of fun but, as usual when it comes to NES sports titles, this conversion of the game is severely lacking.  But first, let’s look at the positives.

Positives:

Arch Rivals actually has good graphics for an NES basketball game.  The players are nice and large and run around the court easily.  The basic controls are simple, B to pass and A to shoot on offense.  B to punch, A to jump (never bother with this) on defense.  The game offers up eight different players to choose from, each with a different skill.  The gameplay itself is pretty smooth and you can even shatter the glass of the backboard if you execute the perfect dunk!  The no-rules aspect is fun in this game, usually I’m annoyed that you can’t go out of bounds in NES games but in this one it makes sense.  Also, it is funny that you can run over the ref and fall to the ground.  Why is there even a ref on the court, if there are no rules?  Finally, there is garbage on the court that you have to avoid or you will fall, that’s a nice touch often lacking on arcade conversions.

Glaring Negatives:

Unfortunately Arch Rivals has a lot of problems.  First off, you are offered four teams to choose from but each team features exactly the same players, so what’s the point?  The eight players that you can choose from all have a skill that they excel at but no one has ever noticed a real difference between any of the players – again what’s the point?  Once you fire up the game and make your first basket you will notice the game’s fatal flaw: it stops after every basket to show you the score and a reaction shot from the crowd.  There is no way to skip through this animation, which means that there is no way to really crank up the pace of the game.  What was Acclaim thinking???  This game is also incredibly easy.  Since the game stops after each basket you will always be prepared to punch your opponent as soon as the ball is inbounded.  If you take advantage of this flaw then there is no way that you could possibly lose.  Also, you can’t control your teammate, but you do have to tell him whether to pass or shoot – otherwise he will just dribble around until he is punched.  This game features no difficulty levels, which it desperately needs since the default level is insanely easy.  Finally, once the game is over there is no password or match against another team.  The game just returns to the title screen again and expects that you’ll want to run it back a second time.

Graphics and Sound: Good

The players are large and each have different features such as headbands or glasses.  It is also cool to watch the glass shatter on the backboard.  Also, the ball rolls around the rim in different ways, adding a little drama to each shot.  The sound effects are fun but repetitive; the sound of you punching your opponent never fails to be satisfying.

Gameplay and Controls: Good except for one flaw

Once again the gameplay is fine – except that the game stops after each basket.  This totally ruins the normal flow of basketball and particularly hurt this game since it’s so easy to steal the ball from your opponent on inbounds passes.  The controls are fun; you can actually fake shots and do a crazy cool punch, steal and roll towards the hoop maneuver.

Features: None

This game could have been cool.  If you could play a tournament or a season with a password or battery then this game would be substantially better.  If the eight players you could choose from were noticeably different then this game would be better.  If the four teams that you could pick from were different in any way other than color then this game would be better.

Fun?: Not really

It’s a real pity because Arch Rivals seems like it should be fun.  Unfortunately, at least in one-player mode, the game isn’t fun because it is way too easy and has no tournament or season options.

Challenge: No

If you can master punching your opponent, then this game will be a piece of cake.  I have never even come close to losing to the computer besides the first time I played.  Once again the NES fails to offer up any sort of challenge with their basketball games.

Replay: Some

Arch Rivals has a bit of replay value because it features 8 different players that you can control.  The game itself, though, will most likely not be fun enough for you to want to check out the other players.

2 Player: Yes

You can play against your buddy but you can’t play on the same team against the computer.

Online Manual?: Yes

http://www.nintendoage.com/index.cfm?FuseAction=NES.Manual&Game_ID=84

Bottom Line: Yet Another mediocre 2-on-2 hoops game

I would only recommend this game to huge fans of NBA Jam or the Detroit Pistons since Arch Rivals is the prototype of that game and that team.  It is way too easy and has virtually no features that give it any replay value.

 

 

Reviewer: Agent J

Company: Acclaim

Released: 1990

Rarity: Somewhat tough to find (C)

Expertise: Won with Chicago 92-56.

 

2nd Opinion – Agent K: No Grade

 

It sure sounds insane.

 

Nintendo Power Top 30 Results

 

Total Rank: N/A

Months on Chart: None

Peak: N/A

 

Tips and Tricks

·     Punch your opponent as soon as they catch the inbounds pass.

 

·     Punch both opponents when you are waiting for a rebound.  You’ll be the only one still standing.

 

·     Avoid the garbage on the floor or you will fall.

 

·     Avoid the ref or you will bump into him and fall.

 

·     Pick Chicago because it’s the best city in the world.