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Famicom Mini-Reviews

 

This page will be used to provide mini-reviews for games that were released on the Famicom in Japan but never saw the light of day here in the United States.

 

 

 

The Goonies – 1986, Konami                                            Grade: B+                              Reviewer: Agent J

 

The Goonies II was the first NES game I purchased with my own money.  Needless to say I spent many hours playing that sucker and mastered it like I’ve never mastered another game.  Very quickly I began to wonder why there wasn’t a first Goonies game.  Little did I know there actually was a Goonies I and that you could actually play it in the arcades if you were lucky enough to have one that carried Nintendo’s PlayChoice-10 (an arcade style Nintendo that carried 10 NES games in it).  If you are a fan of The Goonies II then you will love this game.  It is a much smaller scope version of its younger brother.  Once again, you star as Mikey and you must save your Goonie friends who are trapped in buildings.  This time, though, instead of the game being a large adventure, it is broken down into six levels.  On each level you must find one Goonie and three keys.  Once you have done that you have to find the exit before your time expires.  Some of the levels are rather large and you will probably find getting lost a couple times along the way.  The gameplay is very reminiscent of The Goonies II in that you must dodge certain animals along with members of the Fratelli gang.  You can pick up hidden items along the way such as a slingshot, helmet and raincoat, which protect you from various dangers.  Most importantly, Cyndi Lauper’s exciting Goonies theme song is used as the propulsive tune throughout the game, just like its sequel.  Once you defeat all six stages you are treated to a brief ending and then the game repeats on a higher difficulty level.  This game is very fun and is a no-brainer for any fan of The Goonies II but will probably be appreciated by anyone who enjoys old-school action/adventure titles.

 

 

 

Nuts & Milk – 1984, Hudson Soft                                      Grade: B                              Reviewer: Agent J

 

Besides having one of the greatest titles ever for a video game, Nuts & Milk also holds the distinction of being the first game ever released on the Famicom by a third-party company.  One look at the release date will tell you that this is one old-school game.  It pre-dates the NES and Super Mario Bros. by a solid year and is very reminiscent of the launch titles for the American Nintendo.  It is too bad that the U.S. missed out on this little gem because it is actually pretty fun.  In the game you star as a little blob that must collect all of the fruits and vegetables on each screen before making your way to the house where your girlfriend is calling for your help.  Of course, there are various bad guys trying to ruin your day and tricky jumps that you have to master.  There are 50 rounds in all and if you are awesome enough to beat all 50 then the game will wrap around and start over on Level 1.  There is also a cool editing feature that is present on many early Famicom titles that allows you to create your own levels.  Of course, the level is lost as soon as you turn of your system but it is still a cool feature.  The controls in the game are a little clunky and the game gets tough

pretty fast but this is one early Famicom title that you will find yourself returning to (if you can get your hands on it).

 

 

Super Mario Bros. 2 – 1987, Nintendo                               Grade:  A                              Reviewer: Agent J

 

Super Mario Bros. 2 is the Japanese sequel to Super Mario Bros. that was deemed to difficult and not original enough to warrant a release in the United States.  It is essentially a hack of its predessessor with some enhanced graphics and a couple of new features.  The game still featues 32 levels divided over eight worlds although the levels are definitely different than that of Super Mario Bros.  Don’t be expected to see creatures that were exclusively underwater the first time around to be floating in the air as well as fire chains that are not kept only in dungeons.  This is one tough cookie but it is still a high quality release that the United States missed out on.  Click on the title to read a complete review of this winner.

 

 

 

 

 

Tetris 2 + Bombliss – 1991, Bullet Proof Software           Grade:  B                              Reviewer: Agent J

 

This is the one Tetris title that has really stayed under the radar.  It is a neat little package because it contains two exclusive versions of Tetris on one game pak.  The first title offered on here is Tetris 2, a game much different than the American game of the same title, which was released a Tetris Flash in Japan.  This Tetris 2 is very similar to the original game, the only real differences are that you can move the pieces around much quicker and that you are allowed an extra moment to slide a piece around after it has made contact with the other blocks.  This makes the game a lot easier and allows you to pull off moves that were impossible in the original version.  Tetris 2 features three modes: the classic one-player mode, a more difficult one-player mode where rows randomly appear at the bottom of your screen missing pieces and generally wreaking havoc on your game plan and a head-to-head two-player mode that is way better than the version released by Tengen in the United States.  That’s right folks, this game has the best available two-player Tetris that was created for the Nintendo.  This alone makes it worth playing.  The second game is an entirely new version of Tetris called Bombliss.  In this version some of your tiles are bombs, when you complete a line if you have any bombs in it they will explode.  If there are enough bombs in the row they might explode to other rows and cause mass destruction.  You move on to the next level when you are able to clear the screen of all blocks.  This game also has three modes including one where you construct your own puzzles.  Bombliss is a very odd version of Tetris – one that I don’t enjoy all that much.  That being said, it certainly is as good as Hatris so I’m not really sure why the United States wasn’t given this Tetris two-fer.