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Rampage

Grade: C

 

Rampage is mainly known as that cool arcade game where you got to play as King Kong or Godzilla and destroy cities around the United States.  I played this game countless times (mainly at a local wave pool) and never really dreamed about it being an NES game.  Of course, it was ported over to the NES by Data East and the gameplay is very much the same.  You star as the two aforementioned monsters (actually thinly disguised as George the Gorilla and Lizzie the Lizard) and you must make your way through 128 levels (or days) of destruction. 

Each level consists of one screen.  On the screen are a handful of buildings that you can climb and smash to pieces.  Along the way you can eat any humans that you find, steal food and other objects from the building that you are destroying and snatch helicopters out of the sky and tanks off of the street.  Most things you take improve your health but there are certain items that will hurt you if ingested including toilets, lobsters and cacti.  You begin the game in California and will make your path of destruction across the United States and Canada visiting both big cities (Chicago, Detroit, Manhattan) and little towns (Aurora, Plano).  The big cities will take you multiple days while the little towns will be destroyed in a single visit.  After every seven levels there is a bonus stage where you race to find a healthy snack hidden in a building.  Every once in awhile the game will move to a map of the United States, charting your path of destruction across the U.S.

Although this game was a classic at the arcades, it didn’t really make a successful transition to the NES as the graphics and general fun of the game have been greatly reduced.  While sequels would appear down the line, we heard no more from George, Lizzie or Rampage on the NES.

Positives:

The best aspect of this game is that it is a two-player simultaneous game.  You and a friend can compete for the most points while bashing towns across America.  The controls are also pretty solid as you can destroy things in any direction while climbing buildings.  The game has a sense of humor as well, since you can snatch people off of toilets and can be knocked off of buildings yourself by guns, bombs and even annoying photographers.

Glaring Negatives:

The biggest problem with this game is that it is insanely repetitive.  Every level looks and plays exactly the same with the exception of how many buildings are on each screen.  All you do is climb buildings and smash them up for 128 levels.  You can’t tell you are in Chicago or Manhattan other than the fact that there may be a couple more buildings on the screen and it may take you a few levels to completely destroy the town.  The music is also very repetitive to the point where I muted the game and just put on my own music after and hour or two.  There is also a lame bonus game where you race to find an icon that will refill your life.  Unfortunately no skill is required since the icon is just placed randomly on the side of one of the monsters.  After each level you are given a hint or joke to read, but the lazy writers only included about 10, which means you read each one about 12.8 times.  Let’s just say they stop being funny sometime before their tenth appearance.

Graphics and Sound: OK

The graphics aren’t anything special and certainly pale in comparison to the arcade version but the two monsters do look cool and they can do some funny things to the tiny people inhabiting the buildings.  The sound is ok at first but gets annoying quickly.

Gameplay and Controls: Repetitive

Rampage is fun for the first handful of stages but gets really old way before you’ve completely destroyed the United States.  The controls are fine other than the awkward jumping (it’s impossible to jump straight up).

Features: 2 player

The only feature is that two players can play at the same time.

Fun?: For a little while

This one is fun for a few minutes and then becomes extremely boring.

Challenge: Not Much

You get unlimited lives so there isn’t really any challenge, except for the fact that the game is 128 levels long!  I imagine most people just turn the game off because they’re bored long before they’ve beaten the sucker.

Replay: Very little

I was happy once I beat it because I knew I’d never have to play it again.  I can imagine there being a little replay value in the two-player mode, though, because it is fun bashing each other.

2 Player: Yes!

The saving grace of Rampage is the two-player version.  Since there is unlimited lives, there’s no reason not to go after each other in an all-out war for the highest score.  If you change your goal from beating the game to beating your buddy, I can see you enjoying this game quite a bit.

Online Manual?: Yes at Nintendo Age

You can find every NES manual at www.nintendoage.com

Bottom Line: Pretty boring

Rampage is just way too repetitive to be considered good.  It is a decent arcade game and can be fun in its two-player mode.  Unless you were a huge fan of this game in the arcades you probably won’t want to play this game all the way to the finish line.

 

Reviewer: Agent J

Company: Data East

Released: 1988

Rarity: Pretty Average (C)

Expertise: Beat It

 

2nd Opinion – Agent K:

 

Nintendo Power Top 30 Results

 

Total Rank: #86

Months on Chart: 3

Peak: #10

 

Tips and Tricks

·  Press the A button as soon as you die to keep your game going.

·  You can eat people to regain health.

·  Destroying helicopters and tanks give you lots of points.

·  If you are playing two-player you can eat your buddy as soon as they die and reset their points total to 0.